[In the background, there's nothing but pouring water. While Aizen's voice is level, it's also commanding. Aizen is taking charge of this situation.]While the argument could be made that it is beyond time to move, I will not belabor the point ( Read more... )

[KENSEI HAS SOMETHING TOTALLY IMPORTANT TO SAY]

...Wait, when did all the snow disappear? What the fuck is going on? That's the last time I take a goddamn nap in this place.

[BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.]

[Ring, ring, guys. Ring ring.]

...Um.  So as much as I may dislike the fal'Cie and all, I at least gotta hand it to them for keeping the weather under control.

[He chuckles, though it's laced with a bit of nervousness.]

Anyone have suggestions for pet fish?  My basement seems to have evolved into a pond.

[Because he's not human, Grimmjow keeps hours that most would consider abnormal. Because he's an insensitive asshole, he feels no compunction about calling everyone at 6:00 am. Granted, he doesn't know about human sleeping habits, but if he did, he wouldn't care.]

Hey.

Humans.

Is your shitty world always this fucking wet?

[When the phone turns on, a new face is seen.  It is a handsome face, grey eyes searching the device, trying to figure out everything about it.

He says nothing.

Even the droplets of blood on his left cheek do not seem to affect him, though the longer he stands there, the more his dark brows come together.  Is it in frustration?  Confusion?

Who knows ( Read more... )

[Kanda is frowning at the camera as the feed turns on, and it takes a few seconds longer than one would expect before he starts speaking. (This 'urPhone' thing is foreign to him, unlike the communicator he'd gotten used to in Death City. He wants to make sure it's really on ( Read more... )

[This is the voice of a young man who's just slogged through hip-deep snow for a mile wearing clothes that weren't the least bit appropriate for the endeavor. It's also the voice of someone who's incredibly pissed off.]

All right, Riruka. I found your damn note. You spelled my name wrong, you illiterate idiot.So now what the hell am I supposed to ( Read more... )